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SYSTEM The Hammer

Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 3737 Location: Sierra Hotel.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:22 am Post subject: |
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I'm declaring open season on this thread.
It's porn-without-plot like this, that gives fan fiction a bad name. Frankly, if you want to write something to jerk off to, I don't need to see it, and nobody else does, either. _________________ SYSTEM | HBOFF Administrator | "Anytime, Baby!"
I apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. I will get to you shortly. |
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Sterfrye36 Member

Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 419 Location: The Good Old US of A!
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:15 am Post subject: |
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Does this guy honestly think he's funny? _________________ FFPotW Winner Total: 2 (Longsword R: Midway 8/8/08 ) (The Letter 11/14/08 )
"I...have...power issues." -Phae |
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SeverianofUrth Member

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 481 Location: Dumb posts & crap stories
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:39 am Post subject: |
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The best thing to do would have been to ignore it. |
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fallschirmjager Member

Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 262 Location: The girls bathroom.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:47 am Post subject: |
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In before the lock! _________________ We lie beneath the stars at night, our hands gripping each other tight.
Will you keep my secrets hope to die? |
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Lord Beleth Member

Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 46 Location: USA
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:55 pm Post subject: |
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I honestly don't see how this got accepted, but this obviously guy is a bit whacked in the head. |
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Phædrus Member

Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 957 Location: Southern California
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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I thought I'd give this guy a shot. I got to the third paragraph and thought, "OK, this guy needs a lot of work." Then I got to the sixth or seventh paragraph, went "Ugh!" and closed the tab. This is seriously fucked up. That's about all you can say. |
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UNSC Trooper Member

Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 81 Location: Overlooking a rebel hideout from an orbiting UEG patrol frigate.
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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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Grunt sex, huh? S3xxy pr0nzzz W00t!  |
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rock-a-holic Member
Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Posts: 8 Location: wisconsin,usa
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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I now declare you the sickest man on earth I mean who writes that kinda crap in fan fiction  |
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Sterfrye36 Member

Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 419 Location: The Good Old US of A!
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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rock-a-holic wrote: | I now declare you the sickest man on earth I mean who writes that kinda cr*p in fan fiction  |
Amen to that. Think about this, though; if Wu decided to let this one get through (probably to keep us from getting uppity and remind us who is in control ), how bad must stuff be to get eliminated?  _________________ FFPotW Winner Total: 2 (Longsword R: Midway 8/8/08 ) (The Letter 11/14/08 )
"I...have...power issues." -Phae |
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SeverianofUrth Member

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 481 Location: Dumb posts & crap stories
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm, I've gotten several stories rejected before. |
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UNSC Trooper Member

Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 81 Location: Overlooking a rebel hideout from an orbiting UEG patrol frigate.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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Sterfrye36 wrote: | Amen to that. Think about this, though; if Wu decided to let this one get through (probably to keep us from getting uppity and remind us who is in control ), how bad must stuff be to get eliminated?  |
Probably because he doesn't take time to read them carefully. He just skims through the story and decides whether it has anything to do with the Haloverse or not. He doesn't have time to read entire submissions while he's running an entire Halo network.  |
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Lord Beleth Member

Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 46 Location: USA
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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You can tell by the title that it was going to be a sick and perverted one. Think about it, Fap-Fap. That alone isn't appropriate. |
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Sterfrye36 Member

Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 419 Location: The Good Old US of A!
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Beleth wrote: | You can tell by the title that it was going to be a sick and perverted one. Think about it, Fap-Fap. That alone isn't appropriate. |
Or, despite what this author may think, even funny.
But I don't blame Wu, he's got all of HBOFF to run.  _________________ FFPotW Winner Total: 2 (Longsword R: Midway 8/8/08 ) (The Letter 11/14/08 )
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CoLd BlooDed Moderator

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 706 Location: Noit acol.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Oh my god, you fucking hentai geek.
Seriously, who the hell thinks of writing anything remotely close to a topic like this? Keep it in your pants, ya loser. |
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