HBO Fan Fiction

hboff · Site Admin Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 4351

This topic is for posting comments to:

The Best of the Best Part 2 of 3
Posted by CoLd BlooDed (broken_lizard12@hotmail.com)
31 August 2004, 5:11 AM

http://halosn.bungie.org/fanfic/?story=cold_blooded.0831040511452.html

thedarkfire · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:17 pm Post subject:

Wow. That was...I can't really explain that one.

CoLd BlooDed · Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:46 pm Post subject:

Then my goal is complete. Smile

This was just the best way to introduce what's going to happen in Part 3 - which, undoubtedly, won't end up like this chapter.

Scottie will be normal in the next chapter, obviously confused to where he is.

Nick Kang · Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:32 am Post subject:

I feel special that you actually kept my idea. Very Happy

Anyway, I think it was funnier than the first...pure insantity!
_________________
Eighty percent of human wisdom is the desire to not butt into other peoples' business, and the other twenty percent doesn't matter.

hunter_that_dances · Member Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 30

I laghed myself into a coma

okay, it wasnt like that, but this was funny, especiay with the Grunt yelling "STOP PEEING ON ME!!!!!!!"

SYSTEM · Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:19 pm Post subject:

Haw haw haw!

Macdonalds in space!

That's hilarious!

(though, I think people could get sick from all the fat, oil and salt!)
_________________
"Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one." - A child's nursery rhyme.

"When in doubt, empty your magazine." - Murphy's first law of combat operations.

CoLd BlooDed · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:39 am Post subject:

Thanks you guys.

Hmm... I come back after a while and this is all the comments I get?

That sucks.

russ687 · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:55 pm Post subject:

One day, when the rain poured down from the heavens outside and the wind blew it roughly against my windows, I decided to set out on a quest. An endeavor that I had never attempted before, in an effort to find the true essence of writing; to find the true crux of this lifestyle that we authors abide by. At the beginning of my search, my expectations were high, though shortly into it I began losing momentum. How could I find the best story out there to complete my search for the essentia of writing?

Simple. I typed in "The best story ever" and hit 'Search.' Much to my displeasure, however, nothing came back (well, one story did, heh). So, then I decided to just put in, 'The best of the best'; obviously that would do, wouldn't it? I mean, if it's the best of the best, it has to be the best story out there, ergo I would have found the right story in order to learn the fundementals of writing.

And alas, I did find a story. One that was matched by no other. It was called, "The Best of the Best" by some random author I had never heard of. Hmmm, Cold Blooded, eh? I thought, opening the page on HBO. Is this some sort of serial killer? Or perhaps a dimented kid who hides in his basement, polishing his Remington 700 rifle every hour, tediously going over plans to knock off every fool he had bumped into? I could honestly say I was worried, since I've come across my fair share of 'troubled children,' and I know for a fact that the ones with rifles need to be taken seriously; or at least taken into custody. Though to the bottom line, should I be worried? Should I be scared?

Warily I stared at the story, getting mentally prepared for some sick, twisted tale with blood and guts, and began putting up conscious walls in my head to keep the utter violence from this disturbed kid from affecting my persona. Then, in a sick twist of fate, the story didn't start with a slit throat and a pile of bodies. Oh no, it started with a rough descriptive paragraph, and then,

SeverianofUrth · Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject:

I would love to help, but I have no freaking idea as to just how to write a comedy. Anything I do is just my 'voice' unrestrained and unleashed. That is, I let my rather obscene mind prance around the pages, dotting multiple exclamation marks after jokes about shit, alliteration, and four-armed men farting radioactive gas.

Actually, the only thing I can tell you is that since you have wit just let yourself write and write and write without striving to be hilarious. Just write something outrageously over-the-top and out of proportions (not to mention reality) and insert anything your mind dreams up in the margins and I think you'll be succesful.

Now, as I have strayed from the path of life I shall walk on ever onward again until you post the next chapter...

SYSTEM · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:42 am Post subject:

Yeah, the Macdonalds in space was actually pretty funny.

We've got to work on IOTN! Yep, when it comes to comedies, the little hamster running on his wheel in the dusty emptiness that serves me as a brain dies. New definition to brain-dead.

But whatever, the only word to describe this wouldn't be funny, it'd be downright hilarious.

- Dave.
_________________
"Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one." - A child's nursery rhyme.

"When in doubt, empty your magazine." - Murphy's first law of combat operations.

Commander Demitri Wolf · Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 2:04 am Post subject:

Oh God, I laughed so hard at this,

CoLd BlooDed · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 1:19 am Post subject:

I'd say it's about time to finish this off, eh? I think I lost all my motivation when I lost the original file two harddrives ago... and when I barely got any comments at first. Wink

But it's all good now.

And I have an ending that will catch by surprise, for sure. Don't think I can pull off a twist in a comedy? I'll show you!

And Russ, I hope you catch that little b-stard.